...and Madonna had sex with Jesus about five years before the Genesis.
Are critics ever right?
How often are they wrong?
Well, with Superman Returns, they are wrong.
But don't let me spoil it for you.
Go see the modern day Messiah for yourself.
(There is no Easter egg.)
[Parker Posey steals the show.]
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in Waterton on Saturday.
We went for a speed hike. Which was ultimately a waste of time.
Then we went to Cameron Lake and lay on the dock and got sun burnt.
Next we went to the Prince of Wales hotel to use the bathroom.
I was hungry, so I went in the lounge and ordered a pint and a poutine.
Server: "I'll have to see some ID."
Me: hands my operator's licence over to Server.
Server: stares at operator's licence for in inordinate amount of time.
Server: handing back operator's licence: "oh, April...."
~£~£~£~£~£~£~£~£~£~£
I think: what does April have to do with anything?
What about the 197x birth year?
Anthony said she was memorising my address.
Mrs. Unger said she was checking for my sign. Aries or Taurus?
Dodge or Ford?
Waiting for superman is good. Stupid fucking ignorant high school teens suck. They are pissing me off.
If I had a gun......I'd hope for enough bullets to riddle the corpses of these fuckers.
(And now, I bet I'm a threat and CSIS or RCMP are watching me.)
I'm tired of hearing about this tiresome and boring conflict.
The land belongs to Israel now. As it once did a long time ago. Any others were just squatting.
As long as Hamas and others promote violence against a soveriegn ruler, or anyone else, they do not deserve sympathy or protection or endorsement from any source.
Good on Israel for stepping up and taking control of a chaotic mess. Hopefully they will finish the task that Joshua started.
And that is why I'm an introvert.
I could have hurt someone by now!
(The moustache is looking porntastic! Or pimptastic, whichever you prefer.)
Tonight, I finally crashed my wagon, broke down and purchased a Safeway meatloaf. Not just any old loaf, but rather a homestyle meatloaf, precooked, ready to eat, and fresh from the Safeway oven.....four hours ago.....and only $6.99!!
I had to dig down through all the $7.99 precooked, ready to eat, fresh from the Safeway oven, homestyle slow roasted chickens to find a meatloaf. And for my toils, there was not one, but three meatloafs. Or is it meatloaves?
I got to smell the glorious meatloaf all the way home! I could barely contain my glee! The homestyle meatloaf is topped with a rich tomato glaze! (I think it is burnt ketchup.)
Well, I was not fully disappointed. Though I do believe I now know how cat food must taste. Perhaps not cat food. Maybe a step above, university or military food.
However, I am still in awe of one thing, which also happens to be the catalyst for this post, the surprising unexpected ingredient.
Dehydrated potato.
Not plural, but singular.
Here is my challenge to you, oh blog reader, find a surprising and unexpected ingredient in any item of prepared food.
Items disallowed are:
- unpronounceable chemicals, additives, colours, and/or flavours
- notations to indicate kosher-ness
- allergy cautioning
Basically, it's got to be real food stuff, but also on-label and surprising and unexpected.
Let's all get fat and malnourished together!
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And my left thumb.
~~written and performed by John Wing Jr. on DNTO~~
