28 March 2008

Twilight Radio Zone

Jesse: "Led Zeppelin is booking more shows for a comeback tour."

Me: "They only did the one off show to decide if profit margins were high enough to warrant a tour."

J: "Led Zeppelin could get on stage and fart Stairway to Heaven and people would buy tickets."


J: "Hey! Deanna Troy turns 53 today."

Brooksie: "Who?"

J: "Deanna Troy.....Star Trek Next Generation."

B: "Sorry, I don't have as much time as I once had to sit in front of the tv and masturbate to Star Trek characters."

M: [laughter]

B: "How many Star Treks are there?"

J: "Original, Next Generation, DS9, Enterprise, and Voyager."

M: "How about 'Star Trek: Voyeur'; no plot, no story, just attractive aliens wearing almost nothing for nerds to masturbate to?"

[afterthought] : isn't that what the original Star Trek was?

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