02 March 2007

Fahrenheit 449

Starbucks brews its coffee with water heated by volcanic lava.

This process ensures that the beverage will be HOT!!!

Just two degrees below that point where the paper cup containing your beaned beverage woudl spontaneously combust.

This way, your $6 coffee feels like its bigger than the 20oz venti because lasts longer because one must wait a half-life in order to imbibe the coffee without melting dental work.


I've had too much caffeine today.

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